All my fanfics are listed here, in reverse chronological order of first posting. Yes, even the cringey ones. Peruse at your own risk.
Up to date as of 4 May 2025.
I have ensured that all my works have been backed up on archive.org, just in case.
NOTE 27-10-2024: All of my AO3 fics are accessible by users who aren't logged in. I did this cuz I've re-evaluated my stance on AI scraping and the like, but here isn't the place to talk about it. So my fics are no longer restricted to registered users. Information wants to be free!
- Pride and Prejudice and Horses [Homestuck] [Written for the HSFAC March 2025 gift exchange] [A gift for GinAndJuniper]
Jade Harley is super excited to start her very first undergraduate research project! The only problem is, the graduate student whom she's working with is kind of a jerk. No, scratch that, he's definitely a jerk. Will she be able to find common ground with him?
AO3 - A Girl Named Yiffy [Homestuck] [Written for the HSFAC January 2025 competition (M-rated or less side)]
A story about a girl with all odds against her.
AO3 - K'S COMPLETELY TRUE TALES OF THE WESTERVILLE MALL DO NOT STEAL [ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei] [Coauthored by InfiniteDraconicStellarTopology]
K shares some very true Westerville Mall tales.
AO3 - Confessionals, Redux [ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
The confessional is ill-made, a bit too small and a bit too large, edges irregular and corners untrued. But it is made with love and care by the last man alive who can use it as it was meant to be. No nails stick out; splintering beams are taped over; all surfaces are weathered by hands and feet and smoke. It is not the same box every loop, of course, nor does most of the structure last the length of a loop. But it is always the same confessional, even though the materials change, because the man inside is the same.
AO3 - Captain [ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
Camille and Vik muse on each other's leadership strategies.
AO3 - Horrible Witch [Original Work, MSPA-alike]
It is a lovely day in the earldom, and you are a horrible witch.
MSPFA - hush [ZampanioSimulator] [Witherby/Neville] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
its hard to breathe but thats all right
AO3 - The Beach Day Will Continue Until Morale Improves [Homestuck] [Written for the HSFAC 2024 Beach Episode competition]
Or: Don't let the Terezi drive the bus. AO3 - 49 [Original Work, Dungeons & Dragons, ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
You open your eyes. The number 49 is carved into your wrist.
AO3 - someglubby put me outta my fishery [Homestuck] [Beta!Roxy <> The Condesce] [Written for the HSFAC 2024 Valentine's Day Exchange] [A gift for Liyuna_Bass]
CC: stop glubbin to me
-- colloquialCondescension [CC] blocked tonicandGin [TG] --
-- tonicandGin [TG] unblocked colloquialCondescension [CC] --
CC: W)(AT
TG: u aint geftin rid a me TAHT eeasiely
TG: WONK
Or: The story of the pale romance that redeems Her Imperious Condescension.
AO3 - Wedding Bluegreens [Homestuck] [Vrisrezi, Rosemary]
At Rose and Kanaya's wedding reception, someone is missing. Calliope investigates.
AO3 - Dracula vs. Eggman: CHALLENGE PISSING [ZampanioSimulator, Sonic the Hedgehog: Real-Time Fandub, Dracula, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, Homestuck, Skyrim, Murder on the Scorpius Express Sim] [Written as mnemosyneLincei] [Coauthored by Squib (lacks an AO3 profile), NumberOneLabyrinthEnjoyer (InfiniteDraconicStellarTopology), Defensive_Lobster]
AO3Description (long!)
meowloudly15 — 21/09/2023 16:14
hang on hang on hang on .
Facts:- Dracula lives on the moon (re. The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (great webcomic btw, absolutely recommend). See https://web.archive.org/web/20211111132542/http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p1/)
- The moon is yellow. I.e.
Dracula does not respond. He is too busy pissing.
Oh, also:
- The moon has very little water, and Dracula (most likely) does not need to drink water to live.
- Ergo, Dracula is dehydrated. Hence... QED
eyeCollector — 21/09/2023 16:16
melts
Also eggman pisses on the moonmeowloudly15 — 21/09/2023 16:23
Eggman vs Dracula: CHALLENGE PISSINGSquib — 21/09/2023 16:25
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSINGmeowloudly15 — 21/09/2023 16:26
The tournament is held, of course, in BaltimoreeyeCollector — 21/09/2023 16:29
Perfect
This should be a fan fic - some lifeless piece of wood [The Owl House] [Raeda]
She visits them every so often, just to talk. They can't talk back. Spoilers for For the Future.
AO3 | FFN (formatting is screwy) - Further Tales of Our Glorious Originators [Homestuck, KITTYQUEST] [Vrisrezi]
The award-winning The Collected Tales of Our Glorious Originators and Their Journeys Through Time Immemorial, written by Herazade Engley and illustrated by Zeliny Capora, has sold over 30 million copies in the 68 years since its publication in 5219. Until now, the digital text of the book has only made available certain of the stories contained within. But now, Echidna's Quill Publishing House is proud to present three of the chapters only found in the print version, available for free online.
AO3 - HOMESTUCK ETA [Homestuck] [Vrisrezi, Rosemary]
Terezi and (Vriska) are in two different timelines facing two different enemies. But they have one mission in common: find each other, against all odds.
A follow-up to The Homestuck Epilogues. Not related to Homestuck 2. Rated T for (censored) language, graphic violence, and general skullduggery. Rewrite of a previous fic of mine by the same name. Updates daily.
AO3 | Old version on AO3 | Old version on FFN | Old cover art - Meteor Science Theater 413000 [Homestuck]
The meteor crew reads bad fanfiction. Shenanigans ensue, as one would predict.
Inspired by Movies with Karkat. Rated M because, well. These are bad fanfics. They have... interesting content. Please see the disclaimer at the start of each chapter for further information. I'm not the author of any of the fanfics riffed herein. Updates sporadically.
AO3 - Monster Crash! [Warriors]
What if, by freak chance, Cinderpaw wasn't crippled on that one fateful day? What if the monster that was supposed to strike her instead swerved and died? The beginnings of an AU. Disclaimer: I completely forgot how the canon events happened and I'm too lazy to edit this to match. Sorry
AO3 | FFN - Hoot's Line Is It, Anyway? [The Owl House] [Lumity]
Gus hosts an improv comedy show at The Owl House! Post-S1. Contains your recommended daily dose of utter chaos and a dash (or three) of Lumity. Part of a complete breakfast. Rated K plus for general skulduggery.
AO3 | FFN
Note: The FFN and AO3 variants are slightly different; a minor gag varies depending on which version you read. - Curiosity and the Cat [Homestuck] [Rosemary]
Death is not something which a young girl should actively pursue.
AO3 - Stranded [Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse]
"It looked like she was on her own. No way to contact anyone she knew; they were a universe away. No way to just hop on a bus and ride back home. Gwen was stranded."
Into the Spiderverse as told from Gwen's perspective. An expansion.
AO3 | FFN | Tumblr (includes cover art) | mac 'n' cheese - The Babysitters [The Loud House]
The Loud parents are on an anniversary date, and the older Loud sisters want to see a play with Pop-Pop. How will they monitor the younger kids? Simple! Hire Sam as a babysitter! Rated K plus for comic violence, mild innuendo, and general skullduggery. LunaxSam shiptease.
AO3 | FFN - Fifteen Seconds Later [The Incredibles] [Voydlet]
Fifteen seconds after the end of "Incredibles 2", Violet now has to battle bad guys and manage a wide variety of differing emotions, all before she has to get back to the movie theater. One-shot. Voydlet (VioletxVoyd). Rated T for violence, death, and your typical teenage angst.
AO3 | FFN - Carol Likes Stick [The Loud House, Warriors]
Carol finds the stick. One-shot. Drabble (100 words long). A very loose parody of "Carol Likes Luna" by JamesSunderlandsPillow. Rated K plus for inferred swearing.
FFN