Fanfiction Masterlist

All my fanfics are listed here, in reverse chronological order of first posting. Yes, even the cringey ones. Peruse at your own risk.

Up to date as of 4 Dec 2024.

I have ensured that all my works on AO3 have been backed up on archive.org, just in case anything happens.

NOTE 27-10-2024: All of my AO3 fics are accessible by users who aren't logged-in as of a month or so ago. I did this cuz I've re-evaluated my stance on AI scraping and the like, but here isn't the place to talk about it. So my fics are no longer restricted to registered users. Information wants to be free!

• K'S COMPLETELY TRUE TALES OF THE WESTERVILLE MALL DO NOT STEAL [ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei] [Coauthored by InfiniteDraconicStellarTopology]
  K shares some very true Westerville Mall tales.
  AO3
• Confessionals, Redux [ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
  The confessional is ill-made, a bit too small and a bit too large, edges irregular and corners untrued. But it is made with love and care by the last man alive who can use it as it was meant to be. No nails stick out; splintering beams are taped over; all surfaces are weathered by hands and feet and smoke. It is not the same box every loop, of course, nor does most of the structure last the length of a loop. But it is always the same confessional, even though the materials change, because the man inside is the same.
  AO3
• Captain [ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
  Camille and Vik muse on each other's leadership strategies.
  AO3
• Horrible Witch [Original Work, MSPA-alike]
  It is a lovely day in the earldom, and you are a horrible witch.
  MSPFA
• hush [ZampanioSimulator] [Witherby/Neville] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
  its hard to breathe but thats all right
  AO3
• The Beach Day Will Continue Until Morale Improves [Homestuck] [Written for the HSFAC 2024 Beach Episode competition]
  Or: Don't let the Terezi drive the bus. AO3
• Pics Or Gtfo [Homestuck] [Rosemary]
  A fun cultural exercise.
  AO3
• Housesnared [Homestuck]
  Some kids play a game. You know how it goes.
  MSPFA
• 49 [Original Work, Dungeons & Dragons, ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
  You open your eyes. The number 49 is carved into your wrist.
  AO3
• someglubby put me outta my fishery [Homestuck] [Beta!Roxy <> The Condesce] [Written for the HSFAC 2024 Valentine's Day Exchange]
  
  

  CC: stop glubbin to me
  -- colloquialCondescension [CC] blocked tonicandGin [TG] --
  -- tonicandGin [TG] unblocked colloquialCondescension [CC] --
  CC: W)(AT
  TG: u aint geftin rid a me TAHT eeasiely
  TG: WONK

  
  Or: The story of the pale romance that redeems Her Imperious Condescension.
  AO3
• Wedding Bluegreens [Homestuck] [Vrisrezi, Rosemary]
  At Rose and Kanaya's wedding reception, someone is missing. Calliope investigates.
  AO3
• Dracula vs. Eggman: CHALLENGE PISSING [ZampanioSimulator, Sonic the Hedgehog: Real-Time Fandub, Dracula, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, Homestuck, Skyrim, Murder on the Scorpius Express Sim] [Written as mnemosyneLincei] [Coauthored by Squib (lacks an AO3 profile), NumberOneLabyrinthEnjoyer (InfiniteDraconicStellarTopology), Defensive_Lobster]
  

  Description (long!)

  meowloudly15 — 21/09/2023 16:14
  hang on hang on hang on .
  Facts:

  • Dracula lives on the moon (re. The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (great webcomic btw, absolutely recommend). See https://web.archive.org/web/20211111132542/http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p1/)
  • The moon is yellow. I.e.
  • Dracula does not respond. He is too busy pissing.

  Q.E.D.
  

  Oh, also:

  • The moon has very little water, and Dracula (most likely) does not need to drink water to live.
  • Ergo, Dracula is dehydrated. Hence... QED

  eyeCollector — 21/09/2023 16:16
  melts
  Also eggman pisses on the moon

  meowloudly15 — 21/09/2023 16:23
  Eggman vs Dracula: CHALLENGE PISSING

  Squib — 21/09/2023 16:25
  HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

  meowloudly15 — 21/09/2023 16:26
  The tournament is held, of course, in Baltimore

  eyeCollector — 21/09/2023 16:29
  Perfect
  This should be a fan fic
  

  AO3
• some lifeless piece of wood [The Owl House] [Raeda]
  She visits them every so often, just to talk. They can't talk back. Spoilers for For the Future.
  AO3 | FFN (formatting is screwy)
• Further Tales of Our Glorious Originators [Homestuck, KITTYQUEST] [Vrisrezi]
  The award-winning The Collected Tales of Our Glorious Originators and Their Journeys Through Time Immemorial, written by Herazade Engley and illustrated by Zeliny Capora, has sold over 30 million copies in the 68 years since its publication in 5219. Until now, the digital text of the book has only made available certain of the stories contained within. But now, Echidna's Quill Publishing House is proud to present three of the chapters only found in the print version, available for free online.
  AO3
• The Visitor [ZampanioSimulator] [Written as mnemosyneLincei]
  100/75
  The Theorist awakens.
  AO3
• Keeping House [The Owl House] [Veesha]
  Vee struggles with keeping up appearances after Luz and her friends return to the Boiling Isles, but she might find help in a familiar face...
  AO3 | FFN
• HOMESTUCK ETA [Homestuck] [Vrisrezi, Rosemary]
  Terezi and (Vriska) are in two different timelines facing two different enemies. But they have one mission in common: find each other, against all odds.
  A follow-up to The Homestuck Epilogues. Not related to Homestuck 2. Rated T for (censored) language, graphic violence, and general skullduggery. Rewrite of a previous fic of mine by the same name. Updates daily.
  AO3 | Old version on AO3 | Old version on FFN | Old cover art
• Steve, This Is Your Life! [The Owl House]
  Steve narrates his life story. Set after O Titan Where Art Thou.
  AO3 | FFN
• Meteor Science Theater 413000 [Homestuck]
  The meteor crew reads bad fanfiction. Shenanigans ensue, as one would predict.
  Inspired by Movies with Karkat. Rated M because, well. These are bad fanfics. They have... interesting content. Please see the disclaimer at the start of each chapter for further information. I'm not the author of any of the fanfics riffed herein. Updates sporadically.
  AO3
• Cheetaholics Anonymous [Wonder Woman 1984]
  Barb Minerva gets an unexpected visit from a mysterious stranger. They talk philosophy.
  AO3 | FFN
• Performance Review [The Owl House]
  Raine, second-in-command of the Bard Coven, gets a performance review from Lilith, Head Witch of the Emperor's Coven. Awkwardness ensues. Probably less boring than it sounds. Something of a character study.
  AO3 | FFN
• To Cuiviénen There Is No Returning [Tolkien's Legendarium]
  A brief account of innocence lost and the end of the sons of Fëanor. Was it the world that changed, or was it them?
  AO3 | FFN
• Monster Crash! [Warriors]
  What if, by freak chance, Cinderpaw wasn't crippled on that one fateful day? What if the monster that was supposed to strike her instead swerved and died? The beginnings of an AU. Disclaimer: I completely forgot how the canon events happened and I'm too lazy to edit this to match. Sorry
  AO3 | FFN
• Fears That Go Unsaid [The Dragon Prince]
  The war is over, but the struggle isn't. Rayla and Amaya (and, by proxy, Gren) say just enough. More light-hearted than the title implies. Post-S3.
  AO3 | FFN
• All the Isles's a Stage [The Owl House]
  People think Gus is weird. He doesn't know why.
  Mild spoilers for Season 2.
  AO3 | FFN
• Not Goodbye [The Owl House]
  The door was back in the right hands. But it was damaged. It was open now, but once closed, it would never work again.
  And now summer was at an end. Luz had to return home.
  A prediction for how Season 2 will end. A one-shot in three parts.
  AO3 | FFN
• it is the life [Life Is Strange] [WARNING: TROLLFIC]
  max does time. Mot to be taiken seriuosly
  AO3 | FFN
• Hoot's Line Is It, Anyway? [The Owl House] [Lumity]
  Gus hosts an improv comedy show at The Owl House! Post-S1. Contains your recommended daily dose of utter chaos and a dash (or three) of Lumity. Part of a complete breakfast. Rated K plus for general skulduggery.
  AO3 | FFN
  Note: The FFN and AO3 variants are slightly different; there's a minor gag that is different depending on which version you read.
• Bereavement and the Emotional Ramifications Thereof - A Case Study [The Loud House]
  Death is a challenging subject matter, even for a four-year-old college graduate. Oneshot. In memory of Fred Willard.
  AO3 | FFN
• Curiosity and the Cat [Homestuck] [Rosemary]
  Death is not something which a young girl should actively pursue.
  AO3
• Reunion [She-Ra and the Princesses of Power]
  The battle has been won, both above and below. Now it's time for the Rebellion and the Horde to reunite with the friends they lost to space. Oneshot. Season 5 ending prediction.
  AO3 | FFN
• BEST TLH FANFICS EVERRRRR [The Loud House] [WARNING: TROLLFIC]
  This is an archive of my best and greated TLH fanfics I ever made. No hate :P
  [This is a collection of short trollfics. Please don't take them seriously. Rated K plus for reasons. I'm no longer taking requests.]
  AO3 | FFN
• Smokefoot's Retcon [Warriors]
  I'm Smokefoot from ShadowClan, and I've gotta tell you about this one really crazy thing that happened to me back when I was an apprentice. You're probably not gonna believe me, but please give me a chance.
  AO3 | FFN
• Six Years to Go [The Loud House]
  Lana places a call to make sure she still has a job offer. One-shot. Set six years in the future.
  AO3 | FFN
• Brunettes Against the World [The Loud House]
  Three girls make plots about their respective bids for fame. One-shot. Fluffy. Rather ridiculous.
  AO3 | FFN
• The Banana Woman [Life Is Strange, Doctor Strange]
  Max Caulfield sits on a park bench, contemplating her decisions, when she's interrupted by a mysterious stranger from... somewhere else.
  There really is no rest for the weary, is there?
  One-shot, in a sense. Choose wisely.
  AO3 | FFN
• A Girl and Her Dummy [The Loud House]
  A short little one-shot that examines Luan's relationship with Mr. Coconuts. Rated K plus because it's mildly depressing.
  AO3 | FFN
• Evasive Tactics [1984]
  Ernest Conway was faced with a great dilemma when a Party member approached him, asking about the past. Alternate perspective. Based on a headcanon. One-shot.
  AO3 | FFN
• Stranded [Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse]
  "It looked like she was on her own. No way to contact anyone she knew; they were a universe away. No way to just hop on a bus and ride back home. Gwen was stranded."
  Into the Spiderverse as told from Gwen's perspective. An expansion.
  AO3 | FFN | Tumblr (includes cover art) | mac 'n' cheese
• The Lamest Birthday Party Ever [The Loud House] [Luaggie]
  "Funny Business", but from Maggie's point of view and expanded upon slightly. My contribution to Luaggie Week. One-shot. Rated K plus for rude humour.
  AO3 | FFN
• Shooting the Messenger [Warriors]
  The residents of StarClan try to decide on who will deliver a new prophecy to the Clans. Hilarity ensues, as should be expected. A spiritual successor (ha ha) to At the Gathering. Rated K because it's entirely appropriate.
  AO3 | FFN
• The Road to Healing [The Loud House]
  Three years in the future, Luan struggles with depression and various other issues stemming from a single mistake. Rated T for topics not suitable for children, for swearing, and for ideologically sensitive material.
  AO3 | FFN
• The Babysitters [The Loud House]
  The Loud parents are on an anniversary date, and the older Loud sisters want to see a play with Pop-Pop. How will they monitor the younger kids? Simple! Hire Sam as a babysitter! Rated K plus for comic violence, mild innuendo, and general skullduggery. LunaxSam shiptease.
  AO3 | FFN
• Fifteen Seconds Later [The Incredibles] [Voydlet]
  Fifteen seconds after the end of "Incredibles 2", Violet now has to battle bad guys and manage a wide variety of differing emotions, all before she has to get back to the movie theater. One-shot. Voydlet (VioletxVoyd). Rated T for violence, death, and your typical teenage angst.
  AO3 | FFN
• No Disintegrations [Star Wars]
  The story behind Boba Fett's reputation for disintegrating his marks. Probably doesn't fit with canon. Rated K plus for sci-fi violence.
  AO3 | FFN
• A Heart-to-Heart [The Loud House]
  A one-shot based on the story "Carol Likes Luna" by JamesSunderlandsPillow. Luna and Sam have a friendly chat about relationships.
  AO3 | FFN
• Lisa's Lifestyle Documentation Notebook (street name: diary) [The Loud House]
  A collection of one-shots of Lisa's life from her point of view. I am not taking any more requests. On indefinite hiatus, although I do have plans for it. Rated K plus for cartoon violence.
  AO3 | FFN
• Carol Likes Stick [The Loud House, Warriors]
  Carol finds the stick. One-shot. Drabble (100 words long). A very loose parody of "Carol Likes Luna" by JamesSunderlandsPillow. Rated K plus for inferred swearing.
  FFN
• Maggie and the Not-So-Ferocious Luna [The Loud House] [Lunaggie]
  A direct sequel to my previous fic "Listen to the Band". Luna has developed a crush on Maggie. Rated T for language.
  AO3 | FFN
• At the Gathering [Warriors]
  A rather blatant satire of the Warriors series. Set between "Sunrise" and "The Fourth Apprentice". Rated K plus for black comedy and some mildly insensitive jokes.
  AO3 | FFN
• Listen to the Band [The Loud House]
  Luna gets an invitation to join a band. Tension ensues. Rated T for language.
  AO3 | FFN