I stand before a large object covered in a white cloth. "Behold," I announce, "my new website!" I unveil the object beneath. It's a mess of paper towel tubes, duct tape, and empty soda cans adhered into something that could be said to have a shape. "Like what you see?" I ask, leaning cockily against the object. It falls over and disintegrates. I do too. (Fall over, that is. Not disintegrate.)
I stand and brush myself off, undeterred. "Hi!" I say, proferring a hand. (It goes unshaken.) "I'm meowloudly15, but you can call me meow. I'm a professional girl and amateur cat." I pause for a beat. There's no laugh. I continue undeterred. "I like making weird things on the Internet! :D" (It is unclear how I am able to pronounce :D with my mouth.)
"I write a lot, I draw a little less, and I make memes more than I should! I also dabble in various other things - basically whatever suits the project that is currently occupying my brain space. Find out more by clicking through the links in the header! :3"
THIS WEBSITE AND ALL WORKS CONTAINED HEREIN COPYRIGHT 20~7012 BY meowloudly15. ALL RIGHTS RESEVERED, ALL WRONGS PRESERVED. ANY PLACES, CHARACTERS, EVENTS, OR OBJECTS DEPICTED HEREIN ARE TO BE ASSUMED HYPOTHETICAL AND IN DIRECT CONTRADICTION TO STRING THEORY. I AM USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT LOOKS MORE PROFESSIONAL AND COPYRIGHT-ISH.
(Serious mode rant here.)